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| Hey Pc Talk Pro --- Found some Geek Jokes! |
| Monday, May 07, 2007 |
Hey Pc Talk Pro --- Found some Geek Jokes!
Hey,
I want just bored so I searched for jokes and I found this really funny joke about
Geeks. It is mainly about a Microsoft guy. Here it is:
" There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and
a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road,
and the three engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong.
The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying
to trace where a fault might have occurred. The chemical engineeer, not
knowing much about cars, suggests that maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked somewhere.
Then, the Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about anything, comes up with a suggestion,
"Why don`t we close all the windows, get out, get back in, open the windows again, and maybe it`ll work !?"
Here is some, more!
"Bill Gates wanted to impress everyone with his success.
He decided to measure the accomplishments of Microsoft against those of General Motors.
Boasting of the advances in computers and software, he said:
If automotive technology had kept pace with computer technology over the past few decades,
you would now be driving a V-32 instead of a V-8.
It would have a top speed of 10,000 miles per hour.
Or you could have an economy car that weighs 30 pounds and gets a thousand miles to a gallon of gas.
In either case the sticker price of a new car would be less than $50.
The chairman of General Motors replied,
"Yes, but would you really want to drive a car that crashes twice a day?"
Bill Gates! LOL.
Last one and after that one of my funny quote to you.
Ten ways to irritate bill gates
1) Steal his "nerdboy" license plate.
2) Accuse him of sexually harassing your laser jet printer.
3) Beat his high score on Tetris.
4) Ask him if they caught the guy who did that to his hair.
5) Tell him you heard he's "microsoft."
6) Leave his Spock ears on your dashboard so they melt.
7) Let the air out of the tires on the Gatesmobile.
8) Drop hints that Oprah's richer than he is.
9) WWW him right in the dot-com.
10) Two words: dork tax.
It is my time know!
One day I was looking around on some blogs and I found some guy write that Bill Gate has be accused of downloading and Watching pirated video.
Omg the world richest man had to watch pirated video I was Laughing my head off.
And the info was on some news website too. It had an interview with Bill Gates.
The Site is like one of Americas most popular news channel.
LOL.Labels: ALL, MICROSOFT, TECH
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