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Mac Sucks!
Tuesday, May 29, 2007
Mac Sucks!
Well if you have seen those Mac ads. You know they are pure lies. I have used Mac for 2 years and I have used PC for ever. Well when I was using mac I also used PC too. I can;t live my life with a stupid MAC. Well the time I spent using Mac was like having to use the first computer ever made. It was the slowest and the stupidest thing ever.
Well if you have not known that after those stupid and not even close to the true ads. Mac has sold double the MAC it use to sell and is selling more then PC.
Bill Gates (my best friend) is also pissed off like me that MAC is telling lies about PC. Microsoft could not fight back as there Vista was taking for ever to come out.
On the other hand Steve Jobs(maker of Apple Inc.) is happy about it. That is well if you can;t figure out he is making money.
Here are those MAC ads:
You must watch this to find info about how Bill Gates is feeling and how apple is making money!
Talks between Microsoft Crop. and Yahoo Inc. over a possible combination are no longer active, according to a media report late Friday. The Wall Street Journal reported on its Web site that in recent months the two companies discussed a possible merger, but that the discussions are no longer active. The two companies may still explore other ways of cooperating, the Journal reported. Yahoo shares closed 10% higher at $30.98 on Friday following earlier reports that the company was in talks to possibly be acquired by Microsoft in a $50 billion deal.
Microsoft and Yahoo may come together!
There is news in the media that Microsoft and yahoo are coming more near to each for fighting the challenges posed by the Google. Recently there were news that Microsoft is going to purchase Yahoo but as per the latest news both parties are looking for a formula which can help both of them expect merger and acquisitions. Google has become strong player and posing threat to both Yahoo and Microsoft. Therefore a combined force of both yahoo and Microsoft could be a better option for both of them. At present both the parties are busy in negotiations and we can hope to see the outcome soon.
Updates on This will be available As Soon As Possible!
I want just bored so I searched for jokes and I found this really funny joke about Geeks. It is mainly about a Microsoft guy. Here it is:
" There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong.
The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying to trace where a fault might have occurred. The chemical engineeer, not knowing much about cars, suggests that maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked somewhere.
Then, the Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about anything, comes up with a suggestion, "Why don`t we close all the windows, get out, get back in, open the windows again, and maybe it`ll work !?"
Here is some, more!
"Bill Gates wanted to impress everyone with his success. He decided to measure the accomplishments of Microsoft against those of General Motors. Boasting of the advances in computers and software, he said:
If automotive technology had kept pace with computer technology over the past few decades, you would now be driving a V-32 instead of a V-8. It would have a top speed of 10,000 miles per hour. Or you could have an economy car that weighs 30 pounds and gets a thousand miles to a gallon of gas. In either case the sticker price of a new car would be less than $50.
The chairman of General Motors replied, "Yes, but would you really want to drive a car that crashes twice a day?"
Bill Gates! LOL.
Last one and after that one of my funny quote to you.
Ten ways to irritate bill gates
1) Steal his "nerdboy" license plate.
2) Accuse him of sexually harassing your laser jet printer.
3) Beat his high score on Tetris.
4) Ask him if they caught the guy who did that to his hair.
5) Tell him you heard he's "microsoft."
6) Leave his Spock ears on your dashboard so they melt.
7) Let the air out of the tires on the Gatesmobile.
8) Drop hints that Oprah's richer than he is.
9) WWW him right in the dot-com.
10) Two words: dork tax.
It is my time know!
One day I was looking around on some blogs and I found some guy write that Bill Gate has be accused of downloading and Watching pirated video. Omg the world richest man had to watch pirated video I was Laughing my head off. And the info was on some news website too. It had an interview with Bill Gates. The Site is like one of Americas most popular news channel.
See before u Buy or else!
As we all know vista is here. most people go ahhh.. some go o my god it is vista the best graphic on earth o my god. Well guess what it sucks, it makes your computer slow if you don;t have a fast computer, buddy you ain;t getting no where from here. Vista is only for computers that are like 1 or 2 years old the other ones have to pay cash to get it.
LOL. here is why people go for vista. oh my god it looks so sick wait till u use it. (well this is sick people think but u can get a theme for window xp that looks just like this, the icons and all that.)
(if you got an old computer and this shit is always running guess what u ain;t gona get no where.
If you just want the sick graphic just get a theme they look like vista.
Top Ten Windows Vista Facts
Top 10 Interesting and Informative Facts about Windows Vista :D
Windows Vista
1. Complete Name: It is the only Windows ever with a complete name. (All others were either named after the years they were released in e.g Windows 95/98/2000 or named in short formed abbreviations e.g. Windows NT, Windows XP)
2. Largest Operating System Ever: It is the largest Windows OS coming out. It is 1.4 times bigger than Windows XP (Meaning if you rate Windows Vista as 5 stars, then Windows Vista gets 7 stars definitely). Windows Vista will have the maximun number of editions too.
3. Graphics Hardware: It will be the only Windows OS that will make use of the available hardware for its graphics needs.
4. Windows Sidebar: It is the first Windows OS to have a integrated sidebar and widgets in it.
5. Aero Styles: Though Aero Themes and Glassy Windows Styles are not uncommon. Windows Vista would still be the first Windows OS ever to use the Aero Style as default Windows Style.
6. Logon Music: As Informed by Vista developers, It is the the only Windows OS to have the longest Startup/Logon Music ever.
7. Logoff Music: Just as Vista is unique regarding the new logon music feature, it is also unique in the sense that it is the first Windows OS ever to have a human voice in Logoff/Shutdown music (Yes, Vista will have Female voice in Logoff Music).
8. Vista Beta Versions: Vista boasts to own the most BETA versions as an OS (Windows XP got less).
9. Error Detection: Windows Vista, if hangs, will tell us the reason why Windows has hung. It will be the only OS to tell us why it has hung up.
10. Microsoft Claim: According to a claim by Microsoft, Vista cannot be hacked and it is difficult for Viruses to infect it. But with all those security holes it doesnt seem like a true fact now does it?
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oh my god it looks so sick wait till u use it. (well this is sick people think but u can get a theme for window xp that looks just like this, the icons and all that.)
